Clams for Chuck

I'm a girl. I'm human. I'm approximately 23. I like music. I play instruments. I'm a graduate student and a total dork.

Top favorite stuffs: Monkey Island, Sam and Max, Portal, Psychonauts, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, IT Crowd, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Beck...You get the idea.

Ask me a question! I'm not as scary as I seem.
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Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*


alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

The day that OCR can read this, I’ll be afraid of what computers are capable of.

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can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now


Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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Yesterday on a Reddit “Ask Me Anything”, Harrison Ford answered the most controversial Star Wars question as if he had never stopped playing the role of Han Solo. 

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For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

very neat! hard to tell the difference between the 70’s pictures though.

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I am shirt.

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sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

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there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

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Have you heard of Ban Bossy? It’s the new initiative from Lean In and the Girl Scouts that’s trying to ban “bossy” and similar words that are used to bring down girls that are ambitious, take risks, and speak up. By changing the way we treat girls who lead, hopefully our generation will soon see more women in leadership roles. 

You can watch the 1:00 video with Beyonce, Jane Lynch, Condeleeza Rice, and Jennifer Garner here, or visit the Ban Bossy website

I have been told I’m shrill and overly ambitious.

Managers of venues at LeakyCons have condescendingly called me “hon” (and instantly regretted it, because I don’t put up with that BS. Steph Dornhelm, Maureen johnson and Matt Maggiacomo know the stories).

It has been assumed with every A/V company except the one that now has our business forever, that we simply have no idea what we’re talking about with regard to sound and production, because we are female.

I have literally had a security manager turn from discussing an issue with me to the man to my right, who was my bodyguard (see: stalking) and in no way authorized to speak on behalf of the conference, and whom he has never met before that moment - but he was male, I was female, and clearly he was the worthy recipient of information, right? I had to jump in front of the security manager’s face and remind him that *I* was his client and my femaleness was not a factor.

In short, I’ve heard ALL the code words for “you are a female in business and I can’t accept that, so I will assign negative behaviors to you where I would celebrate them in a man.” 

Bossy is one of the worst ones.

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