Clams for Chuck

I'm a girl. I'm human. I'm approximately 23. I like music. I play instruments. I'm a graduate student and a total dork.

Top favorite stuffs: Monkey Island, Sam and Max, Portal, Psychonauts, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, IT Crowd, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Beck...You get the idea.

Ask me a question! I'm not as scary as I seem.
Recent Tweets @
fuckyeahftms:

Hey guys! its been awhile since I’ve posted. I am 17 and have been on testosterone for just over one year now… I’ve had a name for awhile but for personal reasons I need to change it. so GIVE ME A NAME. what name do you think fits me? (note please do not give me either chris or thomas as a name) please give me a name. I like almost every name I find but I often find that the names dont fit me so Im referred to as the boy with many names.

I’m feeling Douglass or Evan.
And I name the dog Jeremiah.

fuckyeahftms:

Hey guys! its been awhile since I’ve posted. I am 17 and have been on testosterone for just over one year now… I’ve had a name for awhile but for personal reasons I need to change it. so GIVE ME A NAME. what name do you think fits me? (note please do not give me either chris or thomas as a name) please give me a name. I like almost every name I find but I often find that the names dont fit me so Im referred to as the boy with many names.

I’m feeling Douglass or Evan.

And I name the dog Jeremiah.

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(via pagingme)

divafierce:

rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jeniffer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati

(via futurefantastic)

Aaaah noooo…what happened to my guitar?

anagramatron:



stardusttx:

mother-popcorn:

karademos:

pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen. i’m laughing so hard.

I thought that was a cat at first

same

(via the-average-gatsby)

wehaveallgotknives:

monetizeyourcat:

weloveshortvideos:

i’ve watched this like 17 times

who beatboxes at a goat

a wise person

(via cookingwithkyle)

ladygolem:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

ditched

(via ohsnappysnu)

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

wombatking:

No cola. Only Justice.

He likes his cola with….. JUST ICE!

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

wombatking:

No cola. Only Justice.

He likes his cola with….. JUST ICE!

(via blueberrynachos)